Eye of the Storm

Eye of the Storm

All things considered, is it really the eye of the storm?

It assumes the central or focal point of any storm is calm, … perhaps it is? But why is it, the ‘eye’ … couldn’t it be the ‘brain’ of the storm, or the ‘heart’ of the storm?

I then googled several eyes of any storm. And then I gasped in a revelation of shiny rays of “inspirational coal”. Not ever, so thrilling … but inspiring.

This caused me to clench my right hand fist tight, and then bring it down with sufficient force so that the sound reverberated for effect. No way, was I settling for an Englishman polite ‘excuse me sir’ …

“THIS IS NOT THE EYE OF THE STORM” … with which silence would break with instant gasps with open mouths exposing decay from years of chewing sweets from up the road at the local Indian store.

Silence.

Almost immediately, I exclaimed … “IT IS THE SPHINCTER OF THE STORM!”

Applause abound, … I became a hero. Thank you.

If you were unlucky to be witness to this event, you knew something bad was to follow.

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